Thy shall check thy self bitch

I'm Sassy, the real one. Straight, and single. Fluent in the language of bitch, and sass. I'm an Official fangirl, and I like One Direction, Cher Lloyd, Tom Daley, Little Mix, and Olly Murs. Louise is my bitch, and I'm her's. xx

There’s a baby on my doorstep. I’m the only one home. Everyone else is gone, and I’m here alone. And out of all of the days… A BABY IS ON MY DOORSTEP. TODAY. RIGHT NOW. OH GOD.